Ghost story of sorts

My friend lives in Delhi ... One day he went to visit his uncle for some days. One evening he and some other of my college friends went to Priya's for a movie. He had so much fun that he forgot that it was very late. He reached around midnight......





He had to walk about a mile from where his friend dropped him.... As he
was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was
so dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like that..... It got the shivers on him when he noticed that his old guy is unusually pale and staring at him...


The old guy said "Son why don't you get a book...it would keep you company". Then he did something which he would regret for the rest of his life .........





My friend started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at his collection.. he noticed that all the books were related to supernatural activities...but he found one that was very interesting. So he asked the old man "how much is it?"....





The old guy replied, "Well son...this is an interesting book...it's
only for Rs 250. "





My friend was shocked and said "but...but...it's expensive"





This time the old man stared which freaked my friend. My friend quickly checked all his pockets & found Rs.200 & said "This is all I have." The old guy replied "It's OK son ...you can have the book for that price"





As my friend was just about to run for home...the old man called back & said "Son ... whatever happen, you don't ever flip the book to it's last page... remember these words or you would regret it...!!!!!"





My friend nodded and never looked back ... Reaching home...he quickly asked his Uncle whether there was any new old book seller nearby? The Uncle replied "not that I know of but ...we've heard that there's 1 old man comes once in a while during full moon nights but heard that there is something creepy about it...why son?"





My friend freaked out... he told his uncle "nothing uncle...just asking". He started reading the book with the old man's words on
his mind. At night, 2 o'clock, as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew
which chilled him up to his bones. At that glimpse, he noticed the wind had
blown the pages to its last page. He remembered what the old man has said!
But we humans tend to have the tendency to know. Out of curiosity, he flipped
to the last page & fainted...
What he saw at the last page is stated below:
Don't look further down if you have a weak heart I warn you


























..........


Original price:-- Rs. 20/-


Promotion price:-- Rs. 10/-


he he he he he he

Open season Review

Thanks tracey for showing interest in the movie review, but unfortunately, when I visited the multiplex, I found out they had stopped screening the ant bully. But they were showing "Open season" instead. Now I had seen the promo and was equally excited about this movie too. so me and my friend decided to go watch that.

The movie start was very unusual. Unusual in a funny way. The bear(Boog voiced by Martin Lawrence) is shown as a jolly happy go lucky guy living out his life in the city with the park ranger (Beth voiced by Debra Messing) who has domesticated him since the time he was a little cub. But he runs into a deer (Elliot voiced by Ashton Kutcher) and helps him escape from the mullet-sporting hunter (Shaw voiced by Gary Sinise) And thats where it all goes haywire.

Elliot turns up at boog`s house and persuades him into going outside. They go and wreck a store that night and Boog gets busted leading people to believe that he`s gone wild. That belief is further confirmed when at his show, Elliot turns up and as he tries to get rid of Elliot, The crowd sees a totally different thing happening through the curtain. This misunderstanding leads Beth to be compelled to leave Boog in the forest again.

The story takes various twists and turns from there which are best enjoyed first hand. Thats why I wont be mentioning that here. The movie really gets captivating here onwards. All the voices are very well done. The animation is top noch, specially Boog`s fur. Some animals are rather cartoony, like the duck for instance, but is totally enjoyable for all age groups. A must watch movie which I`d recommend to every animation fan and others. GO WATCH IT!

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Gonna watch The ant Bully!

(I have always experienced, that if I press preview before publishing my post in which I have embedded youtube.com video, it displays some error. if you experience the same thing, let me know plz)

I was really really excited about going to see this movie. But pranav had said 'no' in college. Thats because he had some other stuff to do. But I told him I felt I`m never gonna get to see this movie in theater. (because when you move up in life, you never wanna go back to the way things were in the 'miserable' time of your life.) I have stopped going to movies alone since I found pranav to go to movies with me. And if he didnt find time in his schedule, I am doomed to a life of my pc and dvds. Plus I couldnt possibly handle the "MORE" waiting time of the dvd release or the download time...which I know would be totally wrong!

The excitement levels are back up again as he has said yes and I`m going to go see this movie in 2 hours. I`ve heard its great from arjun bhaiya and I know he`s almost never wrong about movies. I`ll try to write a review when I`m back.

Tata Sky review

The reason I didnt update my blog yesterday is because I was at my cousin tina`s house watching vh1/cartoon network/nick/hbo all day long. The morning was pretty bad and mom REALLY pissed me off by her yelling. Because this time, it was pointless! So, in order to have my revenge, I got out of the house around afternoon without even asking for mom`s permission.

The television watching experience was awesome! I had not seen tv for such a long time at a strech since dunno how many weeks. Because today, I had access to those channels that werent even available to me in pune. Namely vh1. Plus, the possibility of watching all the cartoons in their un- dubbed original english language was totally cool! I always hated dubbed shows and movies...their lips are totally out of sync and the impact then is just not the same. I was watching the movie LOTR the return of the king on HBO late at night in amaingly clear picture. I`ve never seen such clear transmission. It was like watching it from a dvd!

Besides these, there are about 100 other channels, (many of which are regional language cannels) Thats almost all the available channels in india today except for a few out of which only zoom is the one that comes to my mind right now. But zooms already available on dish tv dth network, and hopefully it`ll be on tata sky too. And then there are extras like the movie on demand channel and the sport channel which allows you to view sport coverage from camera of your choice. I admit its a cool feature and tata sky`s heavily advertising it too.

Now the installation costs only 4k and rent per month is 200 rupees so its definately worth a buy!And another set top box and 100 rupees as rent is the expense for adding it to another television in your house. I`m gonna try and pester dad into getting this for our home too. But before I exit, I must mention that installing it will require new cabling in your house because it cant use the older style cable system. so be ready to knock down your wires or just be wary of tripping on that exposed cable.. but look at the brighter side, you have more place to hang your clothes to dry now!

How I`m feeling right now

With a music video!

I cannot take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
But you'll find that out anyway

Just like before...

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break

I find the answers aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to disappear
All these thoughts they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Nothing seems to go away
Over and over again

Chorus

Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up, shut up, shut up (2x)

I’m about to break!


wanna tell this to mom but cant..hehe..

Mushroom with Smaller Mushroom

Mushroom with Smaller Mushroom
Originally uploaded by mightyquinninlex.

yeah I`ll leave that title for the fear of any kids reading this, but yes all of us guys know what that thing looks like and how it makes us feel... ;)
made me laugh till my stomach hurt!!

Hindi poem

To read this, you must have hindi font installed on the pc..
Enjoy.

किसी के इतने पास न जा

के दूर जाना खौफ़ बन जाये

एक कदम पीछे देखने पर

सीधा रास्ता भी खाई नज़र आये


किसी को इतना अपना न बना

कि उसे खोने का डर लगा रहे

इसी डर के बीच एक दिन ऐसा न आये

तु पल पल खुद को ही खोने लगे


किसी के इतने सपने न देख

के काली रात भी रन्गीली लगे

आन्ख खुले तो बर्दाश्त न हो

जब सपना टूट टूट कर बिखरने लगे


किसी को इतना प्यार न कर

के बैठे बैठे आन्ख नम हो जाये

उसे गर मिले एक दर्द

इधर जिन्दगी के दो पल कम हो जाये


किसी के बारे मे इतना न सोच

कि सोच का मतलब ही वो बन जाये

भीड के बीच भी

लगे तन्हाई से जकडे गये


किसी को इतना याद न कर

कि जहा देखो वोही नज़र आये

राह देख देख कर कही ऐसा न हो

जिन्दगी पीछे छूट जाये ...

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My immortal

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating life
Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along

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Cry me a River

you were my sun
You were my earth
But you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no
So you took a chance
And made other plans
But I bet you didn't think your thing would come crashing down, no

You don't have to say, what you did,
I already know, I found out from him
Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
And don't it make you sad about it

You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me, all alone
Now you tell me you need me
When you call me, on the phone
Girl I refuse, you must have me confused
With some other guy
Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn
To cry, cry me a river
Cry me a river-er
Cry me a river
Cry me a river-er, yea yea

I know that they say
That somethings are better left unsaid
It wasn't like you only talked to him and you know it
(Don't act like you don't know it)
All of these things people told me
Keep messing with my head
(Messing with my head)
You should've picked honesty
Then you may not have blown it
(Yea..)

You don't have to say, what you did,
(Don't have to say, what you did)
I already know, I found out from him
(I already know, uh)
Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
(No chance, you and me)
And don't it make you sad about it

You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me, all alone
(All alone)
Now you tell me you need me
When you call me, on the phone
(When you call me on the phone)
Girl I refuse, you must have me confused
With some other guy
(I'm not like them baby)
Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn
(It's your turn)
To cry, cry me a river
(Go on and just)
Cry me a river-er
(Go on and just)
Cry me a river
(Baby go on and just)
Cry me a river-er, yea yea

Oh
(Oh)
The damage is done
So I guess I be leaving
Oh
(Oh)
The damage is done
So I guess I be leaving
Oh
(Oh)
The damage is done
So I guess I be leaving
Oh
(Oh)
The damage is done
So I guess I be... leaving

You don't have to say, what you did,
(Don't have to say, what you did)
I already know, I found out from him
(I already know, uh)
Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
(No chance, you and me)
And don't it make you sad about it

Cry me a river
(Go on and just)
Cry me a river-er
(Baby go on and just)
Cry me a river
(You can go on and just)
Cry me a river-er, yea yea

Cry me a river
(Baby go on and just)
Cry me a river-er
(Go on and just)
Cry me a river
(Cause I've already cried)
Cry me a river-er, yea yea
(Ain't gonna cry no more, yea-yea)

Cry me a river
Cry me a river, oh
Cry me a river, oh
Cry me a river, oh

Cry me a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)

Cry me a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river
(Cry me, cry me

Guessing I will succeed to embed the video this time.

Thank you

These are the lyrics of dido`s song thank you, which I want to dedicate to Sumit, Pranav, Harsh, suraj, monu didi, Richa and Sujata. I wanted to embed the complete music video so that you could hear and see her sing this very emotional song... but youtube is giving certain problems and the music video isnt available on google video.

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay,
my head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today,
I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply
that I might not last the day
And then you call me and it's not so bad,
it's not so bad and

I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you
is having the best day of my life

Push the door, I'm home at last
and I'm soaking through and through
Then you hand me a towel
and all I see is you
And even if my house falls down,
I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me and

I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you
is having the best day of my life

testing mobile publishing

Hey people! Surprise surprise! I've not posted anything for so many days, you probably thought this blog was dead didnt ya?

well now that i can post from my cell, you can expect random posts anytime from anywhere.

sent frm my E60

Ed Edd and Eddy

I recently found a great site that has all the episodes of the cartoon network show ed edd and eddy for download. its the3eds.com The quality is nothing to boast about, its just small upto 20 mb files windows media video format but they are direct http downloads...no rapidshare. and thats what I just loved...Just schedule all the downloads and it`ll be done in no time. so untill next time, go out and enjoy them all.

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• Ed
• Edd
• Eddy

I made my car!

How does it look? I know it might not be much fun for some of u, s I found out when asked lavi to comment on my car renders gallery. He was unintrested and posibly annoyed that I asked him to do this. well, anyways, I really have fun doing this. its just like a challenging game to me. But this game too needs a powerfull pc. and recently my pc was facing a problem and stupid old me didnt even notice it.Windows was utilizing only one core of my dual core processor for god knows what reason. But after trying some system restore, only option was to reinstall windows. well, after I did that, as obvious my render time went to half. and thats wha this render is here to prove.It had previously taken as long as 13 minutes to do this. 

Been having fun with this for a while now.

yash flipped
Originally uploaded by yashrg.

Yess...playing with light and my new digital camera is my new infatuation. I discovered a whole lot of stuff i can do with my camera which I wouldnt even have thought of before. I`m posting this entry from within flickr so that the links to this photo are automatically integrated into the post. There are more check them out at flickr. And until I download more cartoons, Have fun with light.

Dexter`s Laboratory

After only discussing adult cartoons like south park, simpsons, family duy, drawn together etc, I`m finally discussing a child cartoon...what got me to do it? well, I recently got to download some episodes of this cartoon from limewire. So for all those who dont know, I`m gonna put in a little description. Or maybe a link to the wikipedia page would be better? Yes, I`m feelin very lazy at the moment but still wanted to update my blog so here you go. And I`ll be uploading some episodes of the cartoon real soon...so wait and watch this space for more.

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• funny

Drawn Together

I had started downloading the first season of drawn together day before yesterday and Icould only get 1 episode done so far(besides the ones I already have) So I`ll discuss the most weird episode I have seen so far....Episode 2, Clara`s Dirty Little Secret.
What`s so weird you ask? well, THERES A MONSTER LIVING IN CLARA`S VAGINA!!! It starts from where the previous episode left us. Toot comes in and tells Clara that she`s become pregnent because of kissing Foxy. She goes and tells this to Foxy and she explains(with a full live demonstration) what sex is and how Babies are born. But that makes clara even more sad. Because no man will love her vagina because there`s a monster called Octopussoir living in her vagina.

She tells them That when she was younger, her stepmom cursed her with this. So they have a "reality television" like ceremony where she`s looking for her true love. After all have been eliminated, Prince charming kisses her, and what`s a scene right out of Shrek, they both go up in the sky, there`s light emitting from both of them and then a crazy twist. Its just hilarious. Just go watch the episode. There are torrents to the uncensored dvd rip. Search for it on Torrentz.com

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Found it!!!

Hey I dont know how many people had read my post about slang before this, "what the heck did my teen just say?" I had mentioned about a place where I found hip-hop song lyrics and its "white" or regular english translation. All this black slang thing is really funny! On chappelle`s show, in a episode, he makes fun of Lil john for only exclaiming "yeah, what and okay" and also said something about a slang called "skeet". Yes, I`ve heard it too in song "get low" which was in need for speed underground. He says, "I dont know how they`re allowing that to be said on television. Maybe they just dont know its meaning yet. But hell are they going to freak out when they know what that means...they`re gonna be like 'Oh my god how did we let them say that? we`re gonna have to stop them from saying that!' "
So, when I too used a slang in my new blog I thought questions were gonna come up and so I set out to discover its meaning. But I landed on this page first! It has translation of a english song filled with black slang to one without one. To be honest, I never really liked the song or the video but it was very popular!
And now, for the first time, I`m gonna post a video on my blog page. since its related...here is Black eyed peas, My Humps!!!



Lets hope this is working. while youre listning and after, go to this page to see the lyrics and the translation
But again, what`s the meaning of pimp when used in context like the title of the popular tv show "pimp my ride"? well I found a page on WIKI that says "The verb "to pimp" has acquired a meaning not related to prostitution: to promote, to advertise or to push, as in "ESPN has really been pimping T.O. a lot lately." It may also mean "to make attractive/fancy" as popularized on the American TV series Pimp My Ride. Cars that have been poorly maintained are made "pimp" through repair and refurbishment, often with thousands of dollars of extravagant equipment."

there you go! Have fun laughing at those slangs!

Freshtags implemented

So, Like I said, the categories list had gotten very long so i implemented the freshtags. Now just one thing I want to mention you guys is that when you will select a category, the whole page will seem to reload. But it`ll be fast this time because its already in your cache.
So from the next post on, I`ll be back to posting about cartoons. I have watched a lot of episodes of family guy lately almost completed downloading season4 and will complete the last season-5 soon. Then it`ll be off to drawn together and American dad and ofcourse new episodes of south park. But I`m not concentrating on writing about the new south park episodes because almost everyone else is discussing them too. Its probably because of the news of chef leaving the show. well lets just wrap it up now!

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Why`s the categories list

Getting so long

I had used the delicious code for the sidebar so it displays all the tags that are there in my delicious account. Therefore I wasnt using it to bookmark other sites. I started using spurl.net to bookmark sites that I like and want to be able to go back to from anywhere. But recently, I had activated a feature called delicious integration and so it also bookmarks the sites at delicious. Thats why, all the new tags appeared. Now I`m gonna have to do something about this really soon or else its gonna get out of hand! so i`ll install the drop-down menu feature for my delicious tags related to blog.

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Quirky me

Your Quirk Factor: 60%

You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!

How Quirky Are You?

This is just another blogthings test that I stumbled upon on someone`s blog while surfing blogmad. Its a really great site exchange and in just one day, It has matched the traffic generated to my site from blogexplosion.com. But its still useless lurkers who are rude enough to just pass this blog by without commenting on anything so noone knows they were here. I just wish some people would come forward and comment.

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Thin White Line

The first episode of season 3 has brian getting addicted to coke(the drug not the drink) While he`s working as a sniffer dog for the police. After the family finds it out, they decide to send him to "Providence Rehab clinic". Because lois insists, that they wont be on a cruise when Brian is in rehab, the family cancels the vacation they were supposed to go on. But peter likes the rehab center soo much that he decides to vacation in the rehab center itself. Brian is making good progress But peter is just being his mischievious self.
One night, peter convinces him to go to the teenage pregnency place to play a prank. As predictable, they get caught and the councellor tells brian that Peter is his x factor and that he is the one who caused the addiction in the first place. But Brian believes that everybody is responsible for their own destiny and so decides to leave the house. The story of This episode will be continued in the next one. So, Untill I download it, goodbye.

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Meter Down

I am just back from seeing the movie Taxi 9211. The movie was good but my keen sense of observation noticed some errors. But I wont be talking about that right now, I know noone likes that....not much. So, I am just gonna tell you t go watch that movie and except for some bad minutes, the movie is just great!
And here I`m gonna post some lyrics of the songs of the movie which I stumbled upon while searching for the lyrics of the song Bambai Nagariya..you know the chanting in the beginning..hmm hmm city....drive me crazy! hmm hmm....and so on..thats what I was trying to catch but on the site hindilyrix.com, that isnt mentioned. so here are Meter down and Ek Nazar mein bhi...

kisi ka chutta, kisi ki daulat,
kisi ka love, kisi ki mohabbat,
yahaan pe zindagi ki har khushi,
rupaiya hai ya dollar hai ya pound,
hey meter down, down......
hey meter down, down......

hmmm kitna kitna, kitna kaafi hai kisko bolo
uske jitna, apni kismat ko aise tolo
sabka dharam, ki kam na ho rakam,
saare sapnon mein sikko ka sound,
hey meter down, down....
hey meter down, down....

(la la la la....)
oh yeah

chikni, chikni, meri noto ki chamdi chikni
tikni, tikni duniya hai inke dum pe bikni
dil hai naram, to khayega zakham,
tera lost kisi aur a found,
hey meter down, down....
hey meter down, down....

kisi ka chutta, kisi ki daulat,
kisi ka love, kisi ki mohabbat,
yahaan pe zindagi ki har khushi,
rupaiya hai ya dollar hai ya pound,
hey meter down, down......

Ek Nazar Mein Bhi

Ek nazar mein bhi pyaar hota hai, maine suna hai
Do baaton mein bhi ikraar hota hai, maine suna hai
Sama rangeen sa hone lagta hai
Jahaan haseen sa lagne lagta hai
Koyi dil pe chhaa jaaye to aisa hota hai, maine suna hai
Ek nazar mein bhi pyaar hota hai, maine suna hai
Do baaton mein bhi ikraar hota hai, maine suna hai

Chamakte hain chehre, chamakti hai duniya
Behekti hai saansein mere liye

Nazar se nazar jo mila loon agar to
Phirakti hai dhadkan bhi mere liye

Nasha kuch nigahon mein bhi aisa hota hai, maine suna hai
Ek nazar mein bhi pyaar hota hai, maine suna hai
Do baaton mein bhi ikraar hota hai, maine suna hai

Hawa pe jahan dekhne ko chale hain
Bani badalon se hai apni zameen

Jo udne lage aasmaan tak hai jaana
Na khushiyon mein apni hai koyi kami

Pasand kuch hawaon ka bhi aisa hota hai, maine suna hai

Ek nazar mein bhi pyaar hota hai, maine suna hai
Do baaton mein bhi ikraar hota hai, maine suna hai

Sama rangeen sa hone lagta hai
Jahaan haseen sa lagne lagta hai



Koyi dil pe chhaa jaaye to aisa hota hai, maine suna hai
hey meter down, down......

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What The heck did my teen just say?

I remember the episode of drawn together where foxy is having a stroke and captain hero says "i`m sorry foxy, I dont speak blackanese" that was just so right. There are a lot of words in black english-the slangs that we dont understand at all. I was therefore happy to find a blog that had a translation of the blackanese song "check on it" by beyonce. But I was too lazy to bookmark it and now when I set off to search for it again, I stumbled upon a new blog with the post what the heck did my teen just say? Its pretty funny the way the title sounds and some comments. Besides, it has a list of the songs that the teen are listening to, this week. so go check on it.

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Real Life Simpsons Intro

This Is a post on the blog Are we there yet? By Sharan. And he has discovered a really funny video on youtube.com . I guess the title`s sufficient to tell you what it is, so go and watch it and laugh your sides out!

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Children's programs-'wolves in sheep's clothing'

Children's programs are 'wolves in sheep's clothing': Parents Television Council, US- Animation 'xpress: "Children's
programs are 'wolves in sheep's clothing': Parents Television
Council, US"

They surveyed and said that these childrens cartoons have More voilence than Adult oriented programs...
This was absolutely hilarious for me. All the while I was reading this, I was thinking only one thing...
Now tell this to my parents and they`ll finally stop saying "itna bada ho gaya fir bhi cartoons dekhta hai....baccha hai kya?"(you`ve grown so old and u still watch cartoons like you were a little kid)

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• funny

Family Guy Movie

I downloaded the Family Guy Movie yesterday and watched it, it totally rocks!!!
When I watched the first episode of family guy, I was very surprised when I saw the infant talking like a mature grown up. Also, didnt expect the pet dog in such a show to talk...But it eventually became very very funny. I specially remember the episode where Stewie becomes very voilent to get his money back...i think that was season 5 episode 11...
So, when I read the title of the movie, I was really excited-A whole movie about stewie griffin!- I hadnt seen any commercials for the movie or read about the story....well the tile did say "Stewie griffin-The untold story". The movie is about Stewie having a near death experience in the swimming centre, and then going out to california with his dog Brian in search of his "Real" dad. This happens to be his future self. When he finds this out, he decides to jump to the future with him. In the future, he finds out that he is not at all like he wanted to become. Infact, he was a complete loser. How he tries to change the life of his future self and returns to his time, would sound like a very repetetive story.
But thats whats different about Family Guy! Its very amazing and I found it not a little predictable what was going to happen to Stewie. So, get a torrent and watch it! (The rmvb format is less than 200mb!!!)

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• cartoon
• movies
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Dave Chappelle

It came to my mind to download Dave chappelle`s shows after I saw the ad of Oprah where he made fun of Oprah.
I had heard about the dave chappelle show while watching south park. If anyone has really seen the south park episodes right till the end know... They announce, "If making fun of people was a crime, This man would be a lifer!" I didnt even know that dave chappelle was black untill I saw him on Oprah(its ad....I have yet to see that episode...it airs on star world on sunday at 8:30)
I downloaded the videos of two of his shows, Killing them softly and for what its worth(it might be for ALL its worth...i dont recall right now). The best joke was the michael jackson joke...Then there also were other jokes just as good. So, If u want to watch dave chappelle, and have broadband connection and a bittorrent client, ask me and I`ll send u the torrent file and keep seeding it at night from 2-8. I`d not mind sharing it at all!!!

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• funny
• dave
• chappelle

More sketches

you must be familiar with this one...It was my pic on orkut for some time and on blogger too.

then here I tried to make a silhouette like in ipod ads type of image

and this here is neo stopping the bullets...which I didnt want to draw....

and as this is still missing categories, I`ll have to log back in from mozilla and add category tags to this.

Family Guy

After I saw what American Dad was like, I thought I should also see what kind of work did its creators do before making american dad...Yes, American dad is made by the same people who make family guy.
The first episode of family guy that I saw(5th season, 9th episode.) had too many songs in it for my liking and I was almost bored. But I still saw the 11th episode of the same season and I loved it! The way a cute little kid turns into a almost gangster like figure to take the money his dog owes him is very funny to me. Then there was Peter`s reuniun where he meets the star of the football team and joins the football team. And there was only one song in the episode...which happens when he makes a touchdown.
I think its OK not very good(at least thats the opinion untill I see more of it)

rvds.design: How many people share your surname ?

rvds.design: How many people share your surname ?
A nice blog, which leads to an even amusing site where you can see how many people in the usa or italy share your surname....even if its indian...I searched for gupta and found that there are gupta`s in all except 4 us states!

Some more sketches

Now for some more sketches,

This is a sketch from a photo of Lamborghini Gallardo SE in Top Gear magazine.

Copied from the sketches of some other person...I just downladed the photo from his blog and imitated it. sorry to whoever it was.


And Finally, another image of the drawing of anshul... I have filled in the eyes and did some changes to the hair.

From this sketch, I`d like to point out a mistake that most make(like me)
The skull was drawn as a single line which is very prominent here...I shouldnt have drawn that dark line, instead, should have just shaded the hair...the shape of the skull comes automatically..
here is anshul`s original photo so u can compare...

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See How I did

In my last post, I had asked if someone could show me how to draw Aditya from the photograph that I had. I gave it a shot myself, and here are the results...

This is a sketch of the complete figure, but I didnt show the head here because it came out really really bad. I first made the stick-figure/skeleton for this because this was a huge drawing and had to get the proportions right in the beginning itself. Then made the solids around, like was said in the book. And then finally did all the detailing.

Then I did two sketches of the face itself. Tell me which one u think is better.

Also leave your sugestions if u have any.

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• Sketches

Someone show me how

I want to make a sketch of my mamaji`s son aditya in this photo. Can someone please show me how I could do that? Because I have tried my best but it turned out to be very very ugly! You see, the photo itself wasnt very clear because the flash wiped out a little of his expression and then It was scanned badly again so that his face is just filled with bright light...can anyone tell me how I can make a portrait of his face in the same expression and not make it look like the overexposed photograph?

...i really hope u understood what I want...

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American dad!

After downloading episode 211 for a second time, I decided that I shouldnt take a chance with it getting deleted/lost again and watch it then and there in the siffy cafe. So, Since I know that not many of you know about this series, lets start by telling you about the cartoon and the characters.

The title role i.e. American Dad, is Stan Smith, who works for the CIA and is constantly on the alert for terrorist activity. Stan will go to extremes to protect his beloved America from harm; as evidenced by the terror-alert color code on his fridge, and his frequent knee-jerk reaction of shooting holes in the toaster whenever the toast pops up. In addition to Stan's wife and teenage children, the Smith household has two rather unconventional members. There's Roger, the sarcastic space alien who rescued Stan from Area 51 who deeply resents the fact that he's not allowed to leave the house, and therefore, has been reduced to drinking wine and smoking cigarettes, and Klaus, a lascivious, German-speaking goldfish; the result of a CIA experiment gone seriously wrong where the CIA tried to give a fish a German man's brain. Stan's son is a dorky teenager who tries to be cool. And his teenage daughter, Hayley is currently attending community college. Despite her father's best efforts she has turned out to be a left-wing liberal. She is very unlike all the other older teenage sisters in that she cares for the environment.(as opposed to Eliza`s sister in "the wild thornberrys") His wife has had a past life of sex and drugs.
Got to make another post to tell you about the episode itself...

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• funny
• Americandad
• season2

Gingerbread Latte

Gingerbread Latte
This is a really funny comic that I came across.

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• funny
• blog

Having trouble spotting my sketches?

I recently figured many people were having trouble spotting the links to my sketches so i`ll post the permanent link of my other blog where I could post them with the thumbnails. But then again, not many people would actually care to open them and see the larger version to analyse it. But what the heck! here it is. Now please leave a comment on it.

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• personal
• blog

The old Why-men-are-happier joke

We never worry about CUP sizes. Though we develop them when we are forty five.
Body hair is sexy.
If our slip shows, it's even more sexy
We spend 2 minutes flat - be it buying a card or a T-shirt
We, thankfully, never have to wear heels
Washing hair is not an hourly exercise
We never have to tweek our eyebrows and lather ourselves with the most hideous concoctions
Interior decoration is not cardiac surgery
We can say 'F*C*' and make it happen
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at you r chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks!
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You have to shave only your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustac

NO WONDER MEN R HAPPIER!!

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My Sketches

I am finally going to post the drawings that I have made and I wish u see them and comment on them. The first image is very large >400kb
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c91/ygupta/yashssketch.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c91/ygupta/babysketchLarge.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c91/ygupta/anshulLarge.jpg


BTW all the links that i had posted before this are now dead.

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Rang De Basanti

I always thought there were 2 kind of people in the world one those liked funny movies and one that liked senti movies. But then I met the third kind

AARGH crap! I know thats stupid. But I really was surprised to know Harsh didnt like the movie. He said that he didnt like it because it was very senti...and that he didnt like the dream sequence where R. Madhwan is in jalianwala bag asking for his jacket.(c`mon that was meant to be a funny dream of his!) Well I guess its ok..since he liked movies like DHOOM and ZINDA i think his choice IS a little different.
Then came another shock, I dont believe I hadnt noticed it before. The song rang de basanti is sung by Daler Mehndi!!! I never liked that sardar but this song was my favourite for a while. And almost everyone I ask seems to know its sung by him. BTW who are the singers of the other songs? I`ll try to find out if u dont tell me.

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• funny

Let The music Play

I remember when Richa would just forward me lyrics of good songs. So, when i came across the lyrics of this song I thought I`d post them here like I did the crazy frog lyrics. Many people dont understand what is said in punjabi and I still dont know what that means. So if anybody knows punjabi and can can tell me what that means, leave a comment. The lyrics were found on hindilyrix.com

(let the music play baby)
(music take controle)

o na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje
bai na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje
o na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje
bai na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje

oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play (play the music)

o nadiyon paar sajan da thaana
o nadiyon paar sajan da thaana

keete kol jaroori jana
keete kol jaroori jana
khare siyane rah dasende
khare siyane rah dasende

nadiyon paar sajan da thaana
khare siyane rah dasende

dil la leya be parwah de naal
dil la leya be parwah de naal

dil la leya be parwah de naal
dil la leya be parwah de naal

o na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje
bai na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje
o na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje
bai na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje

oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play
(let the music play baby)
(music take controle)

o nadiyon paar sajan da thaana
o nadiyon paar sajan da thaana

keete kol jaroori jana
keete kol jaroori jana
khare siyane rah dasende
khare siyane rah dasende

nadiyon paar sajan da thaana
khare siyane rah dasende

dil la leya be parwah de naal
dil la leya be parwah de naal

dil la leya be parwah de naal
dil la leya be parwah de naal

oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play
(let the music play baby)
(music take controle)

o na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje
bai na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje
o na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje
bai na kar maan rupaiye wala bar bar ke na rajje

oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play
oooh aaah let the music play

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A Grand Half Century

The "my life" blog has reached 49 posts and this is the 46th post in the fun portal and I am planning to do something special when both the blogs finish 50 posts. That`ll be like the century of my blogging if u combine the both. I want something that`ll appeal to s many people as possible. Just yesterday, I read the juglar view column written in the sunday TOI. I really enjoy reading his column. Its very funny..a little bit of sarcasm but i like sarcasm I really do.
So, the article was about the audience whom you write for. I`m not going to type all of it out right now but I can sum it up in one line as-You can see the reaction of the audience if you are speaking in font of them but in writing its impossible to tell the reaction of the readers. And, if you dont get any comments on it either, what are you supposed to do?
Ruchi didi came and left a comment on the eyes....not any of the articles in particular.(its ok ruchi didi I understood the other day that you have no intrest in "fun" at all) so I am not even going to try to figure out what could be a good article to write...Instead, I have two options for you people-

• Either you volunteer to write a guest article(yes its ruchi didi`s idea)

• OR, you could come up with a challenging subject for me to write about! give me something difficult. I`m ready for some brainstorming.

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Oscar Shuns CGI Movies

Yes, it is in fact, a very shocking news. How come none of the big earners like madagascar, chicken little and Robots not be nominated for the oscar? It turns out that this time, the oscar jury is looking for more hand artistry. The first nominee-a movie i hadnt heard of before-Howl's Moving Castle is hand drawn and the rest two are stop motion/claymation. wallace and gromit:The Curse of the Were-Rabbit and The Corpse Bride. For rest of the details, click the title of the post.
Personally, even I think that The Corpse Bride is the best of all the animated movies. all the best!

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• movies

Toy Story 3

I had read a few days back, that toy story 3 will not be made, But i still didnt know what was the story of the movie. So here it is- The film saw Buzz Lightyear recalled to his Taiwan manufacturer after a series of malfunctions, leading to Woody and all the rest of the toys in Andy's room to travel to Asia to save Buzz.
courtsey, the animation flash newsletter. I think it would have been really intresting.

worms

• cartoon
• movies

No visitors...this is so disheartening!

I have been writing non stop on this page without caring whether people visit it or not but recently, when i stumbled across a guy`s blog which had more than 35 comments on a single post, I felt bad that hardly anyone commments on my blog. My blog is listed in blogexplosion and blogxchange but still almost 1/4ths of the visits shown in the counter are from me previewing the page. So if u are reading this, Please link my blog on yours or tell people you know to visit, and you`ll be making me very happy. Thank you.

worms

• blog

Greasemonkey Method: Update for Firefox 1.5 and Greasemonkey 0.6.4 - Freshblog

Greasemonkey Method: Update for Firefox 1.5 and Greasemonkey 0.6.4 - Freshblog

I had stopped tagging posts for a while when i was using wbloggar but after I installed the greasemonkey extension for firefox1.5 and posted, there were many new options that appeared the first time I posted. I had even changed the title of my blog and so I couldnt correctly configure it and now, the tag links on the bottom of my posts dont link to my delicious page. Please help me with this john.

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little gamers comic

this is a pretty good strip.Although it took me some time to understand it fully, I was roaring with laughter when I finally understood the pun. If u havent already noticed this comic, now would be a nice time...well anytime would be a nice time i have a link to the site in my sidebar under "I like".

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game types-rope race

The most awesome thing I found was the game type called RR (or rope race for newbies) I had myself thought up of different modes like using only bazooka and greenade which is called B&G and some others. But this was something I could never imagine.
This mode requires extreme expertise with the rope weapon. Players begin at the starting point of a map specially designed like a maze so that going through it is going to require climbing and decending which cant be done without ropes and hence a scheme with unlimited rope and nothing else. worms are even anchored to the ground so that they dont just walk across flat paths.(all the rules can be found at worms hut) RRkit has animated gifs showing how all the different moves are performed.
Thats all the typing for me tonight. go out explore on your own if u have he game or ask someone for it. You might as well consider going to warez sites like projectw.org if you really want this game.

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• worms
• wormsworldparty
• wormsarmageddon
• games

Worms!!!

Maybe some of u did notice that I have changed the name of my blog and the description to better describe what i`m posting here from now on, but for the newcomers who are finally here now because its not just cartoons, Welcome.
Getting to the topic, I was spending my time playing worms world party with my nephewes and neice. when I felt that it could e better there could be something more to this game than just the default weapons,maps,voices,flags etc... and the search yeilded an insane amount of resources! I had started blogrolling them on this blog but i still wanted to write an entry and tell you what all sites are really good and what arent. And boast about all the new things I learned-bout the game.
So, lets start with...ummm wht?
oh allright. I remember I placed a link to fileplanet on the left. That will take you to the download page of a worms armageddon patch that has many new soundbanks,maps,flags,graves and schemes. The file is a zip file that will automatically extract into the default folders of worms armageddon so u dont have to manually place all the files in the user/flags,graves,speech etc folders. The colour maps are in png format which worms world party will not accept. to use them in wwp u will have to convert png to jpeg/bmp. so if u have that good a connection, go ahead and download the complete file at once!

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• worms
• game

comic strip episode 2

here comes the second strip. the basic design and layout is verry bad i know but at that time I was just beggining and was too excited to just finish it no matter how.

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• personal

My yahoo blog

I have been posting on that blog a lot lately but havent been getting enough hits..maybe I should adopt the writing style of the writers from top gear magazine. I really liked reading that magazine on my way to durg.
BRRRRR back to the subject- I also have an extensive list of links under the blogroll there that would be of intrest to anyone intrested in technology/computers/internet. So please visit this once and tell me what u think of it.

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• blog

Are we there yet?: Cy, the Cyclops cat!

Are we there yet?: Cy, the Cyclops cat!
well this is a blog I stumbled upon while randomly visiting blogs at blogexplosion.com I found this particular image very attractive and think she actually looks good with that huge eye almost half the size of its head. so go ahead and visit tht blog its really good.

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WAAAAAH!!!!!!

God dammit no comments so far? Its driving me nuts!!! come on people, Fan mail, Hate Mail even spamming will do just want to know what you guys think of it. I have the second strip almost ready now but its on my desktop and am having frequent power cuts today so cant do anything about that and I will be going to durg tomorrow so will only come back to upload it on 24th/25th. I also wanted to make a greeting card and post it on my blog to wish mamaji and mamiji a happy married life. Well apart from that, I have been just reading little gamers and some stuff to help me make my comic better. I have finally made the characters and so the 4th strip will introduce them.

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• personal
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My first comic!

I couldnt wait any longer to just post this over here...so here goes!

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• personal

The method I`m finally using is,

Thanks Ayub for e-mailing me today with the explanation for the categories hack, But I have already implemented the greasemonkey hack on this blog and the technorati method from nathan`s blog on "my Life" blog. I`m finding the greasemonkey method convenient enough since delicious`s tagroll automatically displays a list of my categories to the left. The plus point about Nathan`s method is that you dont have to go and post/bookmark your topic every time. But I think you can improve Nathan`s technorati method by typind the html code in the post template like Ayub said so that you dont have to type it every time you write a post! Nobody i know has implemented this method yet, probably because they didnt visit my blog lately...it seems ruchi didi for one is very busy... well, anyways thanks all you guys who helped!

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South Park Quotes Are up

I wanted to add this little bit to my blog a long time back but it just slipped out of my mind. Well tonight I finally remembered it and I have put it up! So even those who havent seen an episode of south park can know what makes it so great-its dialoges. Its simple "construction paper" animation but the storyline and the dialogues ake all the difference in the world! So, just leave comments because i`m also going to add a recent comments box to the left!

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• southpark
• quotes
• cartoon

An Episode I had Missed Somehow..

Tonight I was watching season 6 of south park and stumbled upon episode 11 child abduction is not funny. Really funny when the chinese guy-the owner of city(or Shitty)wok restaraunt is hired to build a wall around the city-just because he`s a chinese. lol! And then, the Mongolions just keep coming back to destroy the wall he made! That was very hilarious...we dont even know their motive, they are just destroying the wall he makes pissing him off! hah just download and watch that episode if u havent done it already!

Filed in: cartoon southpark season6

Fun with weapons

The first season of the 8th episode-I first watched this episode with my cousin suraj in nagpur and we both really really enjoyed it and the last sentence, is what all the Indians do.
The censor board lets all the voilent movies pass out but only the movies with slightese of cleavage get an 'A' rating!
But the best part of te episode was when kyle decides to get back at cartman and yells out "my young ming couldnt cope with what i was seeing. Cartman should be punished!" really funny...and there are hardly any such moments when cartman looses.

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• cartoon
• season8

Now i used the method that rahul gupta wrote

I still didnt understand one thing! when he says write tags in the link text box, what exactly am i supposed to type? the url of my tag like http://del.icio.us/yashrg/testing or write the word testing and use the hyperlink button to make it a link in itself or just the word testing alone? help me out here guys!!! and i learned one more thing with this i will also have to go to the delicious page and put my blog in the tag after i`m done blogging! boy this is had work!

Where I went wrong the last time

Last time when I had posted, I forgot to first create those categories on del.ico.us/yashrg so I made new tags on del.icio.us and am posting it now.lets hope it asks me about which tag to apply to this one!

Did This Work?

I thought that the method on this Page wasnt very good because Using that method you still couldnt have all the categories displayed on your blog sidebar itself but using Ayub`s method could so i just wanna see if it gives me an option now...But the problem is that right now I only have categories of simpsons and sp on this page!

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• testing
• blog

My first post using wbloggar

U might think that i mis typed the word bloggar but thats what the name of this software is.this is the new version 4.00 and i am very pleased by the looks of it. It logs into my blogger account and lets me select which one of the two blogs am i going to post in.I dont know how many actually visited to see the crazy frog lyrics that i spent so much time on but hope u will enjoy the wallpaper of him.thats it for now, I would really recomment this to everyone!

crazy frog info

Crazy frog was a character developed by the website Turbo3d.com you can see this in the original crazy frog video....not the crazy frog vs axel f music video.

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• cartoon
• crazyfrog

crazy frog pics...

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• crazyfrog
• cartoon

Crazy Frog Lyrics

Okay now prepare to sing along...warm up your vocal chords and fine tune that mike here are the lyrics to the crazy frog song!Now I`m not saying they`re perfect,(u`re supposed to do that) but they are as accurate as I could have put them...
[Intro]
Ding ding, do bam baram bom baram bom babam bom...
What's going on? (ON?)

Ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
Ding ding
Bem bem

Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bo bo

Ring ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ding ding ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog! (Break down!)

Ding ding
C-c-razy-cra-crazy
dam dam dumda dam dam
dam dam dam-da-daa dam dam
dam dam dam-da-daa dam dam
Bem bem

dam dam dumda dam dam
dam dam dam-da-daa dam dam
dam dam dam-da-daa dam dam
Let's do the Crazy Frog!

Ra ba bra bram ba brrrram brramaba brrrrrrrrrrrrremba ba ba beyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Ding ding

Let's do the Crazy Frog!

Ding ding
Do do!

Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bo bo

Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ring ring ding ding ding
Let's do the Crazy Frog!

Ding ding
C-c-razy-cra-crazy/bre break it!
dam dam dumda dam damdam
dam dam-da-daa dam dam
dam dam dam-da-daa dam dam
Bem bem

dam dam dumda dam dam
dam dam dam-da-daa dam dam
dam dam dam-da-daa dam dam
Let's do the Crazy Frog!

Bem bem.

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• crazyfrog
• lyrics
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What the blog looks like right now

I didnt think it would be much problem when i first decided to have this "wallpaper" for the background and that fountain at the "entrance".But today when i accessed it using my slow dial up connection i saw what it would look like to people.

First i saw the fountain and an all white background with the text.Not bad i thought to myself.so even if the pictures didnt show up, it was ok with me.

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Akola sucks(in this context only)

Akola is technically so backwards...First of all i cant get a technician to fix my desktop.Then, theres no broadband connection at homes.Now because people think that no-one uses the net so much, there arent any broadband cafes.(well i have heard about one but i doubt its speeds will be as good as webworld`s.

So the tip of the iceberg is that, i cant download any new episodes here.similarly i cant even upload any episodes for u guys to watch.Life is miserable.all i can do here is practice my sketching and to some extent surf and post on blogs like thus!

Since I`m Done watching South park now

I recently discovered a great site for downloading the simpsons episodes...The video is not the best quality,but its watchable.The site is krustylustudios.com and requires registration.i downloaded a few episodes and am uploading them right now so that u can download them without registering.

This is an episode from season 17 called italian bob.
Homer has to go get Mr. Burns` Lamborghini But it breaks down in a town in Italy.they find out that the mayor is the only one who can fix it.And as u can guess,the mayor is Sideshow Bob-You know the guy who always wants to kill bart...he is setteled there,has forgotten the past and is living his life very peacefully.what happens next, is for u to see.