Monday, February 13, 2006

The old Why-men-are-happier joke

We never worry about CUP sizes. Though we develop them when we are forty five.
Body hair is sexy.
If our slip shows, it's even more sexy
We spend 2 minutes flat - be it buying a card or a T-shirt
We, thankfully, never have to wear heels
Washing hair is not an hourly exercise
We never have to tweek our eyebrows and lather ourselves with the most hideous concoctions
Interior decoration is not cardiac surgery
We can say 'F*C*' and make it happen
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at you r chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks!
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You have to shave only your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustac

NO WONDER MEN R HAPPIER!!

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